Ninja Chicken

The Ninja Chicken, codename: "H5N1", has been spotted. The is no vaccine for his feathers of fury. He can't fly, but he'll egg your car.

Bow to Your Sensei!

Here is my Master, Smudge.

My training consists of feeding him, doing the litter, getting rid of dead birds, etc... (wax-on, wax-off kinda stuff).